Classical Gas
All things must pass gas.
Everybody thinks it's disgusting, but everybody likes to do it!
Labels: Toilet Humor
posted by Horace Jeffery Hodges @ 10:38 AM
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Gypsy Scholar
Brainstorming about history, politics, literature, religion, and other topics from a 'gypsy' scholar on a wagon hitched to a star.
Friday, August 25, 2017
All things must pass gas.
Everybody thinks it's disgusting, but everybody likes to do it!
About Me
- Name: Horace Jeffery Hodges
- Location: Seoul, South Korea
I am a retired professor. I last taught at Ewha Womans University, mostly composition, research writing, and cultural issues, but also the occasional graduate seminar on Gnosticism and Johannine theology and the occasional undergraduate course on European history. My doctorate is in history (U.C. Berkeley), with emphasis on religion and science. My thesis is on John's gospel and Gnosticism. I'm also an award-winning writer, and I recommend my novella, The Bottomless Bottle of Beer, to anyone interested. I'm originally from the Arkansas Ozarks, but my academic career -- funded through doctoral and postdoctoral fellowships (e.g., Fulbright, Naumann, Lady Davis) -- has taken me through Texas, California, Switzerland, Germany, Australia, and Israel and has landed me in Seoul, South Korea. I've also traveled to Mexico, visited much of Europe, including Moscow, and touched down briefly in a few East Asian countries. Hence: "Gypsy Scholar."
8 Comments:
Especially in a crowded elevator.
Butt silently . . .
Jeffery Hodges
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"Butt silently," said the ninja goat to his disciple.
Silent butt deadly!
Imagine one of those horses in Kevin's recent vid letting one rip in a crowded elevator ...
I do so very much attempt to steer clear of elevators crowded with horses!
Jeffery Hodges
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HJH,
Touché ("tushie" in Yiddish)!
That must be the etymology of tush!
Jeffery Hodges
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