Sunday, March 23, 2014

"Headless Soldiers Need Your Toes!" -- Brought to You by the Islamist Band Rayat Al-Tawheed

Bold and Brave with Mixed Metaphorical Threats
Memri Special Dispatch No. 5688 (March 21, 2014)

The mountains are coming to us, the mountains:

Moving Mountain
(Okay, it's a rock, but pretend!)

Lions on mountains, coming to us:

Catamount

Cats in shining armour, coming to us:

Armoured Cat!

They are coming to us, arriving in their battalions:

Cat Battalion

And when they arrive, they'll explode for joy:

Joyous Explosion

But after that joyful occasion, they'll be missing a few parts, so be a donor:
Headless soldiers need your toes, need your toes.
Headless soldiers need your toes, need your toes.
Eyes and ears and mouth and nose --
Headless soldiers need your toes, need your toes.
You know the tune . . . but if you don't know the tune, go here.

Sounds like lots of fun! I'm bustin' to party on that joyful day . . . but we'll have to wait a while . . .

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